Which animal is best at playing poker? -The bluffalo!
What do you call a fake noodle? -An impasta!
When a grizzly hibernates is he bearly sleeping?
What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why didn’t Timmy buy a Mustang? -He couldn’t afford one. I’ll escort myself out
If you hold a UNIX shell up against your ear. Can you hear the C?
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.