Which animal is best at playing poker? -The bluffalo!

What do you call a fake noodle? -An impasta!

When a grizzly hibernates is he bearly sleeping?

What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Why didn’t Timmy buy a Mustang? -He couldn’t afford one. I’ll escort myself out

If you hold a UNIX shell up against your ear. Can you hear the C?

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.